polkadotcummerbund:

so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out

 he’s roasting marshmallows

not my division!: Zombie apocalypse coming soon

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International…

Naked man chewing on victims head shot by police...ignores being shot and continues chewing, earlier tonight in Florida.

bad-wolf-rose:

kalahiraguidethisone:

aboshtet:

aishaneko:

burgerscas:

nakedontheimpalacoveredinbees:

justanotheramoryblaine:

thegirlwiththeblueribbon:

endquestionmark:

fezzes-r-cool:

dangerace:

Go read this before it gets yanked. This is real.

This could be the first sign.

The Fucking zombie apocalypse.

..bye

It says ”The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots..”

I knew this day would come.

I’ve had seven seasons of training by the best. Bring it on.

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I READ ABOUT THIS HOLY SHIT
I TOLD MY DAD THE EXACT SAME THING

FUCKING ZOMBIES

THEY’RE HERE 

Brb

Learning how to shoot a gun

Stocking up on food

taking parkour lessons so I can navigate and jump rooftops and avoid the FREAKING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE THATS ABOUT TO FLOOD OUR STREETS.

Oh god.

CoD zombies, countless times I played online zombie flash games, Dead Rising, Dead Island, taking online zombie apocalypse survival tests/quizzes.

I’VE BEEN PREPARING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE.

“…the naked man suffering from “cocaine psychosis,” which could have prompted him to remove his clothing.”

who cares if he got naked

maybe they should focus on finding out why he wAS EATING ANOTHER MAN’S FACE?

Alright guys but they took the victim to Jackson Memorial Hospital. So if that place goes into an unexplained quarantine soon. Shit.Will.Have.Gotten.Real. Yo.

So I had no voice at work today, and since I work at the Disney Store

thesoundofacolour:

I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been in. Everyone else got a kick out of my reference too.

Too cute not to reblog. XD

(Source: disney-garden)

notardisnoscrewdriver:

cranberryv0dka:

heythatsmytoast:

BECAUSE MEN HAVE TO DO MANLY MEN THINGS LIKE RUNNING THROUGH TREES AND EATING ROCKS.

They both are so adorable XD holy shit. 

I reblog this every time I see it.